Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Amazing Facts. Did You Know, witch-hunt still exists in India? In the public sector bored-rooms, the hunt changes gear every 5 years; in the private sector board-rooms it changes gear every 0.15 milliseconds. In fact, irrespective of the likes, love and congratulations, families and relatives aren’t immune too (haha, sorry!) Did you know that despite news of India being the fastest growing economy, annual increments always take a standard deviation from the median towards the “Why” axis? Did you know that you can put slippers to best use on airline employees, and SUVs to pest use on pavement dwellers, yet go caught-free? Did you know, beefly speaking, that the poor cow has become the anti-national animal of India? Did you know there’s an ongoing farmer strike in Maharashtra? While the farmers’ plight is deplorable, did you know that everyone whose plight is adorable, including, banks, municipalities, blue-line, red line, crude line, airline, metro line, railway line and everything sarkari can go on strike anytime, anywhere, minus *any* salary deduction? Amazing Facts. Did You Know? No, know? Now, know? O No! Haha! #AmazingFactsTruthRetracts

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