Applications invited from candidates aspiring to build their careers while breaking many others’ by joining my revolutionary Bhartiya Aam Aadmi Con Sena (BAACS). Vision: to build a memorial in the Indian Ocean. Mission: to get there in a bullet train via the Pacific Ocean, while being wary of the South China Sea. Core competency: a surname that starts with G. Should have a broad chest that no vest can best. Physical stamina is an imperative: lifting chairs, tables and throwing them with accuracy at the farthest opponent is a plus. Language skill sets: conversant with all cuss words. Write-in. Benefits, bonuses and compensation are from across the nation. Just. Dream platinum, earn diamond, market gold, swear white and convert black.