There's something about G. G comes after F. G for God. G for Gandhiji, Gun and Godse. G for Rahul G, Sonia G, Priyanka G; all in a spectrum of 3G, sharing common wealth from CWG, at speeds of 4G, and protected by NSG. G for GDP and GST; aur kuch pataa nahin ji. And then, there's G in Uddhavji, Modiji, Jaitleyji, Sushmaji, Sheilaji, Jayaji, Mayaji, Yadavji, Rajnathji and Arvindji; sab mile hue hain ji. In office, G as in sirjee, at home G in veggie, in the train, kahaan se aaye ho ji, and in the temple, kyon Bhagwanji, main hi kyon ji? By the way, will India win G for Gold at the Olympics? Yes? When? Tomorrow? Today? Ya phir jab bhi Shobhaa De?