The weather is cold in the Himalayan terrains of Siachen. The weather is very humid in the plains of Rann of Kutch. The weather remains highly uncertain in the mountains of Arunachal. Why? Because, Nawaz Jinping and Xi Sharif want a slice of every thing that does not belong to them. Why? Because, the Pakistani dragon and Chinese ISI want them to do so. Why? Because, the South China Sea is deep, and the mountainous terrains of Balochistan and Afghanistan are treacherous and unsurmountable. Why? Because, Osama lived long in those mountains. Long? Why? Because, he applied for a Chinese visa on Pakistani passport that was rejected. Why? Because, he missed his appointment at the local passport kendra. Why? Because, he mistook a flight to America’s World Trade Centre instead. Now? Now he is dead. And what about the weather in Siachen, Kutch and Arunachal? Heavy thundershowers and lightening expected. In Kashmir.