My name is
Sagar. I live in Thane. Thane is in Maharashtra where Thackeray is an English
surname, the barren surface of Vidarbha is from Venus, and Marathwada ain’t the
quintessential Mumbai. Maharashtra is in India. India is my country. All Indians
who chant NaMo RaGa are my brothers (subject to review every 5 years). I am
unable to see my own sisters in Indian women, yet. Hence, hashtag “Nirbhaya” is
a growing trend in my country, even within a mile radius of Supreme Lord
Narendra’s abode. I love my country; this year, I am loving it even more, until
15 August, an extended weekend holiday. I am proud of India’s rich and varied
cultural heritage and shall strive to be worthy of it, even after immigrating
to America. I was not Born in the USA; I can migrate there, at least? I support
Hillary Trump and Donald Clinton. I admire the Statue of Liberty more than the
Statue of Unity, since Vallabhbhai shares his surname with Hardik and Anandiben.
By the way, how old is Uncle Sam? Was he a vegetarian with a 56-inch chest? And
a PM, too? No? Yes? The first PM born in post-Independence India? Er, America? Haha!
No comments:
Post a Comment