Timberman Producers present, Jungle Cook and the Dand of Uttarakhand. Location: soon-to-be erstwhile Himalayan range. Theme: President's rule midst raging forest fires. Guest appearance: Shaktiman, the horse, and all his friends who lived in the jungle with Mo-glee. Intermission. So, now that the Himalayan ranges are destined to be plain and the Ganges river bed in Allahabad has also dried up into a plain, does it make sense to divert the bullet train to Ahmedabad via Allahabad, Uttarakhand and Godhra? No? Why? Because the focus aren't plains or Kingfisher planes, but helicopters? Ok. So, what will you do now? Chop-her and shop her to Italy? Yes? Bhai Jo, mere liye toh na tum bhale na woh!