I wonder, why hasn’t anyone considered approaching Pranab for his opinion to ascertain if Kangana practices black magic or whether she lacks magic? After all, hasn’t he presented her with so many National awards. Did his hands shiver while presenting the citation to her? Was it out of fear or blushing? Did he notice another figure, besides her, while she was approaching the dais? Did Hrithik’s song, bolein choodiyaan bolein Kangana, play on his mind while presenting the award to her? Has he ever asked her if it’s easy to be Queen midst the King of Good times? Has he wondered how she become so Roshan? Does Pranab retire for an afternoon siesta after the award ceremony? What does he do on the day when there is no award or swear-in ceremony?  I’ve heard the Rashtrapati Bhavan has 300+ rooms. Any up for rent? Is there water in all toilets? Yes? So, can there be a pipeline from the Bhavan to Latur? How many lotuses bloom in the Bhavan’s gardens? All grown by “hand”? What does Delhi have to offer apart from JNU and Jung? Why does Sushma go to AIIMS despite public health centers having improved since 2014? Does Vadra still vacation in a DLF Enclave to beat the Delhi heat? How many marks did Mallya score in moral science at school? Too much drub? Sorry to rub. Pranab?