Mr.Bond, my apologies for having missed the Spectre of your histrionics; you see, the cost of the movie ticket was sO mega, that I thought to buy 1 kg tur dal and 100 gms tomatoes instead of a 007 ticket. That said, I have a few themes to suggest for your next flick: Why did Kejriwal hug Laloo? Why did Modi hug Pawar? Is Rahul, Gandhi? Why did Manmohan always keep mum? Does Sonia make Idli? Did Iran's Smriti fail when she mentioned that she studied at Yale? Kaunse class mein kabhi bahu thi? When will real estate be priceless? Why don’t Government reps give up subsidy and sponsorship? Why does the 6.06 pm Thane local run 7 minutes late, daily? How do the likes of Mallya manage to be on-the-fly, despite his airline being grounded? What’s the source from where lizards and insects find their way into mid-day meals? Why are Presidency elections of all other sports, except cricket, conducted in a peaceful atmosphere? Finally, what did a radically-transformed Osama Bin Laden tell Gandhi, when they met for God's "Mann ki Baat" townhall up there? You got it; "Mahatma, don’t bother with the Nation".