Sir, free mein ek BA Pass advice doon kya? To gauge the level of improvement in education in your country, count the number of Ministers who send their children abroad for further eddication. To gauge the level of improvement in healthcare, count the number of rich people, including those in your own Cabinet, who manage to get admitted in Bhabha Hospital at Bandra, or Cooper Hospital at Juhu for treatment. Of course, Lilavati and Breach Candy remain free-and-near in case there's anything to fear. To gauge the level of improvement in fees of doing business, just count the number of times a "hafta" changes hands. To gauge the success of a "Swacch Abhiyaan", count the number of toilets actually constructed v/s those on-paper; what's more, count the number of toilets that have taps and one, atleast one, sewage pipe? Zor se lagi hai! To check levels of inflation, spend sometime with a middle-class couple who sit together to make their ends meet, every month. And finally, to gauge the level of your own popularity, move over extrapolated surveys, and instead count the number of non-resident Indians who gave up their millennia-long foreign citizenship, stood in queues outside the Indian embassy and migrated back to their Homeland for good. Baki sab sirf Statistics hai Sir, that is either bought or sold. #WellFairEconomics #LazyFair #ReelAndRealStateOfAffairs #RotiKapdaAurMakaan