JANUARY 2018. Somewhere in the UK. Scene 1, take 3. Lalit: Hey ya, Mallya, we have a surprise visitor for ya! Mallya: really? Kingfisher models? Ooh la la! Lalit: No man, Modi. Mallya: What? Modi? How's that? I mean, he is so busy campaigning for elections 300-days-a-year? Lalit: ah, not Narendra Modi; his best pal, Mukeshbhai's relative Niravbhai Modi. Mallya: ah, he sells jewels, eh? Lalit: yes, yes, let's raise a toast to Boeing and Airbus that got us here! Nirav: seriousl...y, thank God for planes! And guys, I am not going back to India. Lalit: no worries, they will make a scapegoat of junior clerks in Punjab National Bank! 🙄🙄 FEBRUARY 2018. Somewhere in Nayi Dilli. Scene 2, take 2. Modujee: Nawazbhai, can you send some men across the border from your rattle-stock tomorrow? But please, no bloodshed, huh. Nawaz: why, what happened?. Modujee: 11000-crore ki wajah se phati padi hai, elections hai and I want to create new headlines tomorrow morning! Nawaz: ok done, but what do I get in return? Modujee: 336-million-dollar aid from Donald Trump, Nakshatra diamonds and a safe passage to China! 😂😂😂#AbKiBaarUddGayeYaar #SaalaYehKyaHoGaya #JaaneWaaleLautKeAana