2002. There was no bakery at the alleged accident site. Toyota was still awaiting a nod from the authorities for Landcruiser’s official launch in India. Salman was pursuing black bucks in Jodhpur. Since it was a Hill Road, there couldn’t be a footpath. People slept on the roads, then. They sleep on the roads, now. Nobody died. Ravindra Patil was alive, then; he’d be dead if he were alive today. Vivek was Salman’s friend. Salman was far from evolving into Being Human. Abhishek knew who Aishwarya was. Aishwarya knew who the Big B was. Galaxy Apartments was a residential address. Modi was the CM of Godhra, er, Gujarat. He flew kites. Alone. Singh “sangh” Sonia’s song. 2002. Court premises were dating sites, then; they remain no more than a dating site, now.