Multinationals, think glocal and get contacts to have your way with business in a country where every local sentry to the central Mantri is willing go all out to make things happen for ya! Want inferior-structure projects? They'll rage the bull-dozers for you to provide land at dirt-cheap rates, along with all the know-now through a "single-window" system to help you bag these projects on a Bribe-Operate-Lease-Thrive (BOLT) basis! Want Coal? Fine. They will do every thing to ensure you get the lie-sense; after all, it's only they who can stand up and laugh their way to the bank despite causing staggering losses of 1.86 lakh crore to the national exchequer! Fodder. Stock Market. Mega Events mismanagement. Not-so-real estate. Et al. Opportunities are galore. Leave Jobs, enter the thrill Gates and raise a toast to a soaring Buffet called India!