Mohammed Ajmal Amir Kyasaab, kya haal hain? Four years inside the high-security prison would have been a revelation, huh? You must have learnt so much about India and its weather, people, the infrastructure, festivals, veg and non-veg food menu and a leadership (?) which is an exact replica of those you see in Khaki and plain clothing, each passing day! In case you get a chance to convey a message to your bosses in Napakstan, let them know that they needn't waste money, youth and resources to create chaos here, since India's own dealership, er, leadership is going GREAT GUNS in that direction! Meanwhile, it's been four eventful years of our association with you, and we hope that you are enjoying a safe and pleasant extended stay in our country where every Pest is God!