Greetings Lord Krishna and wish you a very Happy Birthday! Please feel welcomed to witness how numerous "Govindas" are out on the streets of Bombay to emulate the feat you achieved with your pals thousands of years ago; the only difference is that while you, in all innocence, wanted to fetch the utterly butterly delicious mom-made butter, the contemporary "Govindas" are up in arms (!) to get that coveted cash prize ranging from a few (?) lakhs to many crores! The quest to break the "matki" is encouraged by some foot-tapping music by Chikni Chameli, Sheela, Munni, Jalebi, Raaz, Murder, Jism etc, in audio and VISUAL; all the grand celebrity fanfare and adulation is fully sponsored by leaders in power and those outside of it! Bhishma? Karna? Arjun? Duryodhana? Eklavya? Forget them, Krishna. India's reinvented into an AdharMahabharata.