Kamaal karte hain (Judge) Deshpandeji, tera saal baad jo aap ne judgement de di, phir bhi main aapki nahin sunta; hum iss case mein itne ched kar denge, ki Bombay High Court bhi confuse ho jayega ki gaadi footpath pe chali ya road pe! Dekha nahin aapne, ho gayi chhutti, mil gayi bail, ab kal bhi hum nahin gaye jail, ek baar phir kanoon ho jayega fail, when big money’s on sale!

Justice delayed; blame the judiciary. Justice denied; blame the judiciary. Justice DELIVERED; blame the judiciary? By the way, let’s pledge not to drink and drive, lest we end up asking ourselves one May, Maine Maar Kyon Diya?!

Sire, She is a mother, sister, wife, friend, an adorable daughter to doting parents, colleague and above all, a free (?) citizen of a modern India (by the way, checked out rural hinterlands, eh?!), that commissions billion-dollar deals for fighter jets and submarines, envisages smart cities, speaks volumes of a technology-driven revolution, improved S&P (Standardised & Poor) ratings, reduced def-is-it?, improved GDP (Gross Domestic Poverty!), etc, and yet is unable to provide Her with a sense of security. Moga. Delhi. Bombay. Bangalore. Calcutta. Goa. Board a bus? Or train? Hail a cab? Use the elevator? 5-star or no-star. Kindergarten to Khar Market, the question lingers. Sire, Rafale speaking, as part of your extensive travel itinerary, it would be wise to include the "Chop Chop Square" in KSA and leverage their best practices to be customized and introduced in India; after all, Sire, a Happy Journey should always culminate into a desired destination, and not be misguided by an Uber app, huh?

News and views emerging from an AGM (All-Gods-Meeting) indicates serious physical and emotional trauma and injury to Mahavir, Buddha, Ram, Rahim, Christ and all members of the August body, who have been continuously desecrated, abused and tortured by their own children in the name of “religion” - a concept that the AGM has been unable to decipher, yet. Insiders inform that the status quo on AGM being unable to decode the meaning of “religion” is likely to continue until eternity, and hence all have been advised to adopt the common preaching of love, respect, compassion and peace, failing which, Maa Earth has been granted the authority to firmly “Hila maya” of the children, without any bias towards religion or their status based on the Rich(t)er or poor pray-scale!

Ne Pal, 7.9 will appear frail, when nature’s on a sail to sur-Mount an Everest rich(t)er scale.

Prying time? can they make it mandatory to promote Hockey, Kho-Kho, Kabaddi, Wrestling & football on par with Cricket!

Whatever happened to Thy Choice? Anyway, Deepika Paado Kam :-)