News and views emerging from an AGM (All-Gods-Meeting) indicates serious physical and emotional trauma and injury to Mahavir, Buddha, Ram, Rahim, Christ and all members of the August body, who have been continuously desecrated, abused and tortured by their own children in the name of “religion” - a concept that the AGM has been unable to decipher, yet. Insiders inform that the status quo on AGM being unable to decode the meaning of “religion” is likely to continue until eternity, and hence all have been advised to adopt the common preaching of love, respect, compassion and peace, failing which, Maa Earth has been granted the authority to firmly “Hila maya” of the children, without any bias towards religion or their status based on the Rich(t)er or poor pray-scale!