Nawaz: Chief, the International Court of Justice will pronounce its verdict on the Kulbhushan Jadhav case today. Army Chief: Justice? What’s that? Which court? Let me know it’s location; am sure, one of our lawyers is carrying a suicide vest. Nawaz: the ICJ is in The Hague, Netherlands. Army Chief: Netherlands? Did anyone from our suicide bombing division detonate a bomb there? And what a funny name, The Hague? I mean, we are such a formidable country, yet we don’t have any place or thing called The Islamabad, The Karachi, The Lahore, The Pakistan or The Nawaz. Nawaz: just between us, swear on the chicken soup, is Jadhav an Indian spy? For real? Army Chief: between us, swear on the military coup, are you Pakistan’s Prime Minister? For real? Huh? #TheSpyWhoNeverWas