Wanted. A driver who can demarcate a road from a footpath. A singer who can be a thinker and demonstrate minimal IQ by differentiating between people and canine; a celebrity who chooses between being human and acting divine. A fan who separates a mass entertainer from a murderer. A law that distinguishes a victim from a convict. A state-of-mind that does NOT accord preferential treatment to a celebrity murderer since the deceased is “only one” pavement dweller. Bole toh, kanoon ke haath bahut lambe hote hain, but midst crimes of Cheap Justice of India, sab (Jaya)Chalita hai; woh dekho Amma, (Satyam) Raju bhi Sallu nikal gaya!