Once upon a time, when Mohan failed to be Man, despite being Sonia to all 3Gs and their Commonwealth coal, Nar decided to flex his 56" chest - "airy" or scary remains a lingering question - to show how to project India's Sundar Pichai to the world. Nar started off with a See-Public Day charade, er...parade, and extended his "C, IA" invite to a gum-chewing President, who ended up as a cheap guest to Wrigley his way through the entire ceremony! Having got the President in his Barack, Nar reminded Mohan of all the Vadra that the latter had failed to keep, though at a certain Modi, Nar somehow ended up following (10-lakh) suit, upholding "principles" of Raje, Swaraj and unke Munde, and all related dhan ki baat. Currently, Nar is on a mission to spread a positive image of India in the USA, who, themselves are on drone missions to Afghanistan, Syria, Iraq, Iran, Saudi, China, Japan, Red Sea, Mount Everest, Indian Ocean, space, moon (?) etc! In his quest to seek a stamp of approval (cave mentality, anyone?) from the richest country on this planet, Nar also pulls aside Mark Shutterbugs. An image is created. in USA. For all internal updates on image and action (?) in Varanasi, "Grams" of Vidarbha, Marathwada, hinterlands of India, Nirbhaya's bus in Delhi, bylanes of Bombay, 8.31 pm Virar Fast, surpassing prices of dal, chawal and atta, and progress on the nearby flyover, just Google, why fire?