Investors, if you'd like to get the real tense, er, sense of doing business in India, you need not attend expensive 7-star conferences hosted by 15 ministers and 150 bureaurats (!) at taxpayer expense, instead please tune into Doordarshan (Hindi for video-conferencing) to view proceedings in the Indian Parliament, the world's largest democracy, where opposition and rulers (?) shout in unison, make an allegation, counter it with another allegation, damn the nation, while the electorate is lost in translation and millions starve for their daily ration! Bole toh, agar haath ka panja hamari taraf Modi, toh hum bhi Kamal ka phool khilane ka Vadra karte hain!