A wet-and-warm invite to all Geologists studying Black Holes and how they can enable time travel. Please visit Bombay, the financial capital of India, that spends INR 35,000 crore every year on their creation and up..er, downkeep. On viewing these black holes, does one realize how the earth's crust looked like millions of years ago; went back in time, didn't ye? And once you've gone back in time, please meet Charles and tell him how humans in a city are rapidly evolving into ...cattle-class amphibians, with their skills to wade through neck-deep waters with dexterity! Oceanographers, you'd be puzzled by the annual "Sangam" of the Powai and Vihar lakes meeting the Arabian Sea, right in the middle of a busy road! And above all, those looking to make a career in Public Relations, please learn your lessons from a Government that "manages" it's affairs via tweets for every thing - from allegations to celebrations, and congratulations to condolences. Ouch!