Office Bearers of all parties, including Bharat Junk Party, Shit Sena, Con-Class, National Chauvinistic Pics (!), Bahut Junk Samaj Party, Samaj Barbaadi Party, Maharashtra No Nirman Sena, in case you want to wish happy birthday to your dealers, er, leaders - local or national - please wish them over phone or send a message or dispatch a grand "mukke", er, bouquet! However, please do not erect posters with your photos and those of your cronies - each vying for a Guinness Record for a striking resemblance to the terrorist next door (!) - since the city already has too much of filth to put up with! Also, we're children of God, and so He knows, and hence there is no need for you to indulge in wasteful public expenditure (!) by welcoming citizens on behalf of Lord Ganesha or Mata Durga and erecting banners that have you sharing screen space with the divine deities; "kharr boltoy, aatach kadhoon taak, naahi tar tyaanchi satkel"!