‎2012 London Olympics are Played in China! Aaj unke paas Gold hai, silver hai, bronze hai; Bharat bhaago, woh medal chini Ghaai, Ghaai!

Mr.Mukherjee, keeping pace with the times we live-in (!), India re-married for the 13th time and got a Rashtrapati in you; of course, since the alliance was Sonia "arranged", there was little that the billion FEW could do! By the way, now that you are THE Rashtrapati, it is time to set a Precedent, just like the head of a household in our country does; take cues from learnings you gained during your stint as Finance Minister and cut down wasteful expenditure related to your and your far-extended family's local and foreign travel, security, food bills, electricity, personal attendants, cooking gas and fuel, to name a few that means a lot to many! On a side note, any plans to throw your weight behind crusaders, who, despite being aware of their FAST-that-will-long-LAST continue to expect a miracle at Jantar Mantar?! Weight? Huh? Shred? Throw? Some? Please?

Abdul ki Kalam chali nahin. Pratibha Fart-till the end. And now, Pranab will Crookerjee the Afzal Guru case; Rashtra (ki) Fati, why is our Indian law so SLAW?

Bentley. Mercedes. BMW. Audi. Fiat. Premier. Ambassador. Hyundai. Maruti. Tata. Mahindra. Honda. Toyota. TVS. Yamaha. Hero. Etcetera. At the traffic signal or the toll naka, towards the junction, in the bylane, on the flyover, under the subway, on the road, there's so little in a name, when they're all the same; aise bhagaao, waise bhagaao, kaise bhi bhagaao, sirf excel karna hai haan!

Preet Bharara, Sunita Williams, Bobby Jindal, et al, are you aware how more people in India mighty know you than those back home?! The Indians speak of you with great pride as having an Indian connection and States take credit for your origin, going saga and conferring Honors like 'The India Abroad Person of the Year'. By the way, speaking of States, would you like to know more about them? Er no, by States I didn't mean the USA! States? Punjab? Gujarat? Haryana? Wohi...jo des tha tera, ab pardes hai tera...?

Bombay. Delhi. Guwahati. North, East. South, West. Ms.President of India, maybe you shouldn't have commuted death sentences of those who have committed the most heinous crimes! While it is imperative to protect all that's Human, right, however laying a precedent that laws are meant to be token (!) might have sent out the wrong signals to all those who shatter! By the way, now that your decision cannot be rolled back, in capacity of the CEO of the world's largest, tolerant and benevolent damn-o-crassy, it's time you enacted a Draconian law that is ENFORCED to protect Human rights of millions of women and innocent children who are increasingly eve-teased, tortured or abused in dark confines of their homes or in broad day light!

Of course Sire, India is participating in the 2012 Olympics; didn't we display our plight (!) in sportsmanSLIP during the Delhi Commonwealth Games? Ye see, the list of participants will be made public only after the Olympics are over; until then, do make 5-star arrangements for a 200-strong contingent, by having the best of concierge services for the contingent that comprises some 180-odd officials of the Indian Olymping Association! Ssshh...in case you wish to organize a fancy opening and closing ceremony with cheap toilets and ground construction material at sky rocket prices thrown in, please contact Suresh Kalmadi; woh tumko umeed se dugna Lagaan laake dega!

Sachin, we've laid the pitch for your selection in Rajya Sabha and sincerely hope that you don't lose sight of the CORE that needs to achieve to make a difference! In case you mean business for the People's cause, rest assured the chase won't be at a fun rate, and will have googlies and fret lee super fast fouls coming your way; what's more, these will be cast at you by your own team mates! Notwit...hstanding all the restrictions, the audience in the stands expects you to wield your bat for the billion; the need of the hour is a clean sweep for development and social causes, past long gone (!), crossing all boundary lines and into the hinterlands of India! Are you willing to do your bit to revive and Boost the secret of our depleting energies by providing ek boond Zindagi ki?! Bas?

Careman Merit us, the first step towards Corporate Social Responsibility starts within your own office premises, when you treat employees as Human, not resources! Don't retrench, retain; employees losing their livelihoods and careers since YOU 'didn't see it all coming' is such a lame excuse, huh?! Encourage vision, not division. Don't wait to motivate. Pay taxes, don't evade them; its one way of ...giving back to the communities where you operate. Don't masquerade the organization as 'one single family'; keeping it purely professional is fine - all need to gun for business, not for another's blood! Reward merit, not lip service. Shun nepotism, do away with despotism; within and outside your organization. Corporate Social Responsibility. There's so much to do when lack of clarity and rampant disparity begin at home, er, work!