Puttar, Pradesh mein agle paanch saal tak aisa hi hoga; election ke dauraan Amethi mein Sonia rehne wale Rahul, agle paanch saal tak Gandhi na banenge; behenji ki Maya badhti rahegi aur unke (?!) exclusive private jets fancy footwear shopping karte rahenge; Ram ke naam ka Advani-tage lekar ek aur Ayudhya (!) hoga; in sab ke beech, narm Mulayam Akhelesh hi Samaj Barbaadi Party ke lakshya ko poora karne ka prayatna karte rahenge!