A man can be judged by the family he keeps.

Ek Dinesh Indian Frailways Ka! Manmohan Thing, why didn't you Stingh when Mamta brutally Threw vedi? Isn't it time you Ban her jee?

Puttar, Pradesh mein agle paanch saal tak aisa hi hoga; election ke dauraan Amethi mein Sonia rehne wale Rahul, agle paanch saal tak Gandhi na banenge; behenji ki Maya badhti rahegi aur unke (?!) exclusive private jets fancy footwear shopping karte rahenge; Ram ke naam ka Advani-tage lekar ek aur Ayudhya (!) hoga; in sab ke beech, narm Mulayam Akhelesh hi Samaj Barbaadi Party ke lakshya ko poora karne ka prayatna karte rahenge!

Leaping over faith in the Temple of all-Mighty daud (!): Vaishnodevi se Varanasi tak, Siddhivinayak se Somnath tak, Tirupati se Trimbakeshwar tak, sab wahin khade hona chahte hain line jahaan se shuru hoti hai!

The (entire) corporate world's a Jingle; you've got to kiss-and-tale where it FLIRTS! "I've been so involved in client meetings" - really? we shall review year-end numbers to see if these meetings indeed paid off (!); "I've been travelling continuously and have been in and out of office for more than six months now" - are you feeling snappy or sad ?(!) ; "I've a client presentation lined up", - er, so we aren't the only ones to in queue to "fear" your intelligence, huh; "I was wide awake into the night working on a client proposal" - hope you created only that what will sell (!); "I have been working on weekends" – needless to say, morning blues aren’t confined to Monday alone; “I have not taken vacation leave for more than a year now” – didn’t we hear you say about travelling for more than six months, please check your travel and stay bills (!); “I’ve been busy attending a 5-day residential leadership forum at a 7-star hotel with no access to emails and hence couldn’t reply any earlier” – didn’t you attend one only last year and yet another the year before previous? By the way, was this leadership forum any different from the previous two experiences where you shared key takeaways in terms of an olympic-size swimming pool, a variety of mouth-watering food, unlimited alcohol in the evenings and a world-class customer service offered by the 7-star hotel; do you think after the forum, the organization was able to bring home a leader?! Huh?!