If Muammar Gaddafi would have been captured in India, he would have been remanded to judicial custody for the next 6 months. India, on account of being a tolerant democracy (??), would refuse handing him over to Libyan or NATO authorities. The Prime Minister would make a statement in the Parliament that Mr.Gaddafi would be treated on par with norms laid down in international conventions: the law would take its own course and ONLY if Mr.Gaddafi were to be found guilty of treason (!), the Government would set up a high-powered committee to "consider" handing him over to Libya or NATO. Until then, Mr.Gaddafi would be lodged in a high-security (!) prison with a lawyer to justify mass-killings he undertook, where he would be served biryani. After 25 years, the Supreme Court would release Gaddafi for lack of evidence. Mr.Gaddafi would participate in Big Boss Season 25 and write a book called Main Hoon Ammar Gaddafi. Bolly wood would produce a film titled Gaddafi ki Maafi that would become a Smash Hit! Else where in the world, America would be preparing to over throw a "dictator" in an oil-rich country, whom they embraced and nurtured for decades saying, Oil is not Well!