India and her own Wi-fi-leaks of Corporate, Political, Financial, Societal and Moral SCAMpaigns!

Dear Editor@Bombay Times, understandably, your livelihood depends on sensationalising celebrities. Though, you've set a completely (!) wrong precedent for the young untainted minds by having given a thumbs-up (WTF!) for a publicity-starved (and self-proclaimed!) celebrity who was "cool" about getting photo-shot minus innerwear; ironically, all this at a charity event for children!

Mr.Finance Minister, while your DATA indicates that week-on-week inflation has come down (??) by a few points, my experience speaks of a day-to-day increase in prices of essential commodities. Now, that’s some standard deviation!

It's summer-cum-monsoon-less-winter in Bombay!

Having experienced the state of nefarious governance (?) affairs, it would be just better if the Supreme Court of India took on the role of Government of India! Or, it already has?

Ok Sire, so then, even as permissions for a second International Airport in, er, on outskirts of Bombay have been given, it is important to scout for a new location for a third airport in order to cope with increase in traffic by the time the second one is functional. Of course, mangroves and their destruction is a highly bureaucratic matter!

SPS Rathore, here it is, the law; awfully yours!

A Raja, now that’s what we call a 2G PHONY spectacle. Though, it makes me wonder, how much you would amass as the G-forces increase!

In light of the daily daring daylight robbery by the "well-oiled" (yet, rusted) Government machinery, a compilation of a list of Indian scamsters can help shed much light on our GDP, er, Gross Domestic Poverty!

Weather to remix or otherwise is a NATURAL question; especially, on a SULTRY WINTER morning with bouts of RAIN!

Thank you economics, now that food and housing are luxury (?) items, the only basic

necessity I humbly need to STRIVE for is clothing; save my skin!

Mr.Prime Minister, when will AFFORDABLE housing become REALTY for the common masses?

Many apologies,canines! How dare we insult your calibre, class and substance by drawing a comparison between us humans (?) and you? Though, I sincerely hope that Bombay does go to the dogs for a more alert, efficient, honest, steady, loyal, faithful administrative system!

Children, you seem to grow up sooner than you really should; the blame lies with us elders who promote weekend evenings by making a tall call for the neighborhood Mall! BTW, children, you aware, how a garden looks like? I mean a garden with trees, grass, butterfly, flowers, friends, etc, to start with?

Rail Gaadi, Rail Gaadi, Mat Ro, Mat Ro, Kabhi (?) Na Kabhi (?) surely banega Metro!

Global warming and then the sweltering heat on a wintry morning!

Dear Mr.Obama, perhaps you don’t realize that an entire stretch of Bombay from suburbia to the South of the city has been cordoned off for your VACATION visit for two precious days, inconveniencing millions of (PARAMOUNT!) citizens of this city during the Diwali festival which happens once a year! BTW, Sire, did USA follow similar traffic rules when Mr.Manmohan Singh came a calling in Washington DC?

Everything else remaining constant, American Open (?) Market Economics is 'strategic' in nature; sell advanced (?) defence equipment worth USD 10 billion to India. Of this, divert USD 4 billion to Napakstan to fund, er, 'fight' terrorism. Mumbo jumbo, the humble Indian taxpayers continue to pay taxes only to set themselves up for another bomb blast of the 'all-FAIDA' kind!