Upar, sky mein Rain God Indra se problem; neeche Earth pe, Supreme Lords from the "House of Commons" Narendra-Devendra se even bigger problem. Kisan mitron, are you M for Modi Nirav, M for Mallya Vijay, M for Modi Lalit and M for Modi Narendra? Ouch!😂😂 Mere pyaare kisan mitron, do you owe and stock black money, and also stood in the line during noteban? Would you want to see a glimpse of India's massive GDP growth and a booming "600-crore" population as per big data estimates? Aao, bas, sirf old National Highway-3 par chale jaao! 😂😂😂😂

There are rich actors, there are poor farmers and there are rich actors who are poor farmers. The third category generally avoids participation in farmer agitations. So, why did a legend of Indian cinema agree to become a brand ambassador of an Indian State after meeting Amitbhai and his son Jay? Simple, because the duo uttered the famous dialogue, "rishte mein hamare sab saaf hote hain, naam hai Shah-n-Shah"!😂😂😂😂

Ah yes, today is International Women Day. And tomorrow? Tomorrow is Friday. Ok, but is it important to celebrate a person or a gender? Just asking, you know, because har ek naari some man ka prateek hai !😂😂😂😂

Phrase: "jo ukhadna hai, ukhad le". Meaning, in simple terms: Niravbhai Modi and Mehulbhai Choksi politely informing India's premier investigation agency that it is "impossible to return to India" owing to "business interests" and "health issues". Good. Now, don't even ask what do terms "acche" and "din" mean! 😂😂😂😂

Never fear to walk or travel alone. In Bombay, at any given point in time, there are about 30,900 people per-square-km on the road, while there are about 309 people per square inch inside the 9.43 am Churchgate Fast. 2 is company, 3 is a crowd, aur jab thousands ho, toh bas everything is like a cakewalk in the cloud! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

ModuJEE, Congratulations! Tripura mein Russian leader Lenin ka statue gira diya? Bas, now just hope that Vladimir Putin, ex-KGB and the current President of Russia, doesn't come to know of this; nahin toh saala woh Lenin ke statue ka revenge hum log ko lemon jaise squeeze karke nikalega! Aur tum sirf "Mann Ki Baat" karte reh jaoge 😂😂😂😂 #ChaloStatueTodeinDeshBadlein #ThinkLeftTalkRightActCentrist #ArtOfDealership

Heard some Godman spoke about India becoming Syria if the Ram temple doesn't get built? Kya confusion hai yaar; are they looking to construct a Ram temple in Ayodhya or Syria? Ayodhya? Ok, then why comment on Syria? Or another country for that matter? India is not Sweden nor Denmark, after all. And before thinking of constructing a Ram temple in Ayodhya, can we have devotees, including all VVIPs, learning to stand in proper temple queues *first*? Kitna Indian Idol worship hai.... Wahan dekho, those who desecrated Lenin's statue in Tripura, do they even know the cost of erecting a statue? Just ask Maharashtra; the cost of one statue is a whopping 3,500-crore-rupees, and subject to upward revision! Aur woh bhi *right in the middle* of the Arabian Sea! Swimming aati hai, Uncle? 😂😂😂😂#BetaStatueStatueKhelo #MujheBhiKisiKoTodnaHai #BhaisaabLineMeinAaoLineMein #StatueGirnaUthnaSabKismatKaKhelHai