What is monopoly? Monopoly can mean an unending queue of a minimum 2500 people standing outside Andheri station hopelessly pleading 5 rickshaw-valas to ply them to MIDC and SEEPZ, while the latter look somewhere away at the sky. What are the rickshaw-valas searching for in the sky? Lord Shiva. Why? Because Supreme God Narendrabhai Modu-JEE claimed that he drank poison like Lord Shiva. Did he? Really? Yes, because as per modern mythology, ModuJEE drinks visible poison, while his devotees drink invisible nectar. Amazing no, what faith can do? Bhaiya, Chakala chaloge? Nahin? Please? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #KyaYaarKoiBhiBhagwaanBanJataHai #PoisonIsSoSweet

Western Railway probe panel blames the rain for the Elphinstone Road overhead bridge stampede. Amazing times we live in, no? Donald becomes President, Smriti becomes Minister, Yogi becomes Chief Minister, and children and adults die in ways so sinister. What’s most striking, though, is the fact that while people drowned in the sea, lakes and rivers earlier, these days they can drown while walking on the road, too. Just, just, blame the rain for all the pain 😂😂😂#JaaniEatBreadIfYouCannotButter #DieAnotherWay

If my country showed even a billionth fraction of blind love, loyalty and devotion towards their own family and friends like they show for Narendrabhai, divorces would disappear, joint families would reappear and friends and neighbours would look near and dear, without any doubt or fear. But that is fantasy. Hence, this 'Karwa Chauth' I will pray for Narendrabhai's long life since *He* is the "last and only hope for India"; even IITs, IIMs, IISc, FMS, JBIMS, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Ironman and Manmohan, oops sorry, pale infront of him 😂😂😂😂😂 😂😂#OPaalanhareStopChargingLagaan #KillsAndBoons

Railway Minister of India, Piyush GoYell says that loss in employment is a good thing as it encourages entrepreneurship. In which case, death by rail accidents is good since it helps confirm wait-listed tickets? What's more, a Cheap Minister of a Northern State where children died due to apathy and rampant corrupt practices has the audacity to invite his Keralite counterpart to "understand management of hospitals" showing complete disregard and disrespect for parents of dead children! Are these chaps on dope? Anyway, I just returned from the supermarket where cauliflower is selling at 120-rupees-a-kilo + GST; hence, I will fill 1-litre petrol instead! 😣 Yeh Guru aur inke yeh sab chele, Uff! Bachao mujhe, O Ram Rahim 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #GSTRatesViaLuckyDraw #DimaagNahinYehMaalGaadiHai

Good morning, Sunday. While everyone performed "Laxmi Puja" last year, only the likes of Mukeshbhai saw an increase in wealth at number 1 position, and Patanjali's Balakrishna at number 8 position; of course, everyone else, both, listed and unlisted, grew richer, too. That this happened in the year of demonetization shows that honesty always pays rich dividends. Hence, this 'Karwa Chauth', I pray for long lives of those honest people who stand in queues so that others don't have to; now, please don't ask "kaun", "kaise" or "Q" 🤔🤔😂😂😂 #AapKataarMeinHainQatarMeinNahin #HonestyIsThePestFallacy

I am so much like Narendrabhai Modu-JEE: September-born, pure vegetarian, 100% teetotaler, believer of Lord Ram and a lover of chai, khakhra and khichdi. In fact, the resemblance becomes even more stark when I cook lunch one Sunday every 3 years or help my Mother dry clothes one Saturday every 1 year, and then go chest-thumping about these rare feats, everyday. But then, like all good things, the resemblances end there, since I don't have many friends or any followers like Modu-JEE. In fact, only a handful friends wished me on my birthday this year; I needs to somethings dynamites to comes on par withs Modu-Jis 😂😂😂😂 #HappySundayAayega #DekhaKyaBhikas

Nahin yaar, 16000 doesn't refer to the Sensex! Tell me, did your salary ever increase 16000 times? No? Ok, 1600 times? No? Chalo, 160 times? Never? Fine, 16 times? Nahin? Then? No increase due to demonetization? Fair. If not you, at least someone is making money? Be happy about that. So what even if he is called Mallya Vijay or Shah Jay? 😂😂😂😂 #KyaBaapKamaalHai #KaunBanGayaCrorePati