Thursday, January 26, 2012

It is time film makers of today remember that Amitabh Bachchan is the indisputable DON of Indian cinema; even a thought of a remake of his movies is no less than treading the "Agneepath"! Amitabh Bachchan - poora naam, Vijay Dinanath Chavan!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Republic, eh! I feel a gush of patriotism in my veins, expected to last until the stroke of the midnight hour, tomorrow. Thereafter, I would sleep with a longing dream about studying in States, working in London, touring and vacationing in Australasia and Europe, and spending a retired life, Swiss style; India would come alive only when it's time to Jaago Re!

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

‎2012. A year that saw more sportsmen and fewer administrators travel to the Olympic games; India ended on a high note among the top 3! 2012. A year that saw Manmohan finally raising the pitch of his voice against all that Stings! 2012. A year that saw B-town actresses and actors THINKING beyond bikinis and fake-pack abs! 2012. A year that saw marriages being made in heaven and increasingly nurtur...ed on earth; a year that made women feel safe in their HOME and everywhere else they ventured at all times! 2012. A year that witnessed all seasons in their originality with no extreme conditions. 2012. A year that saw better and more efficient regulation and equitable distribution of necessities among common citizens. 2012; a year that showed how Yeh Sab Sirf Mayan Nahin Hai!

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Look Pal, no Bill; just divide to rule! By the way, the scenes "enacted" in the Parliament yesterday point towards the biggest irony of our times: none of those occupying seats of power are (or will ever be!) serious about tackling the evil of corruption! Ecocomically speaking, the richer will continue to become richer, poor will turn poorer and the middle-class will be khallas!
Anna, Hazare political rallies, communal riots, bomb blasts and terror (!) attacks on innocent 'outsiders' have been witnessed by BOMBAY, the commercial capital of India; of course, while the (heavily!) taxed citizens paid a very heavy price with their lives and property, no compensation whatsoever was forthcoming in form of law, order and security! Hence, for those who oppose your noble cause (I bow to your 'Brahmacharya' way of life!) at the Bandra-Kurla Complex grounds, I suggest to erect a sign board right outside the ground that reads, 'Inconvenience caused to powers-that-be is highly regretted; please hear the common citizens for a better tomorrow' (!)
Shok Sabha: where Manmohan's Rajya and Bharat's Junk Party, along with powers-that-be care a damn-o-cracy!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Indian laws are flexi-muscle; SPS Rathore, a custodian of law who victimized a girl and her family and was ultimately responsible for her death, was not only granted bail, but also stands entitled to a pension! Obviously, with so much power and money, the going HAS to be smooth, criminal! After all, India's thandaa kanoon is only about dating; tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh!