One day, two weeks ago, terror made its presence felt in Bombay, yet again, orchestrated by forces known and a media frenzy followed thereafter. Even as the blood stain of the innocent Bombayites is yet to run dry, the country's own media is in a full-swing PR activity on behalf of visiting Pakistan's Foreign Sinister, Hina Khar, and her collection of stylish expensive handbags and globe-trotting ways!

Reserve Blank of India, you raised interest rates by 50 basis points to control inflation thereby paving way to break 50 basic joints! By now, me the commoner, despite not having attended B-school, er, basic school, knows how all is economixed! BTW, on a strict personal note, in view of increased EMI and reduced bank balance, how to woo a woman in times when money and honey are synonymous with each other, huh?! :-)

Chickend! It's funny how much hue and cry is created and candle-light vigil observed to bring perpetrators of killing crimes to justice; unfortunately, the vulnerable animals, highly endangered by (in)human taste buds aren't fortunate to have Facebook to share, blog to despair, or resort to justice and activism to seek all that's fair!

Until the bomb lasts, don't be Mum, bhai!

Why spend thousands on mountain biking in the Himalayas or dirt biking for a rush of adventure, when these can be experienced free of cost on each stretch of our very own Bombay roads; every day!:-)

Mr.Rahul Gandhi, we agree, 99% terror strikes have been prevented; though, in the current scenario, we aren't talking about your personal security! By the way, those lodged in VIP cells of a prison or occupying positions in power display no lesser signs of a terrorist all out to Bill (!) India.

Of course, security is hi-tech; it's Z-plus (!) and there, at the airport (by virtue of it being one!), 5-star hotels, within and outside palatial residences of Sinisters (!), bureaubrats (!), corporate tycoons (2G and 3G included!), phillum stars, cricketers, law-creepers (!), gun-wielding cavalcades, et al! Rest assured for the tax-paying commoners who sponsor this security, it's purely a (Bomb!)way of life!