Aaila Sach, in Rajya Sabha? Hope you really further a noble CAUSE than cricket, as also clearly remember that the SPONSORS this time - we, the people of India - aren't flush with funds! After all, Ghaapla (!) Kalmadi belonging to the sports fraternity in his capacity of the President of IOA (Indian O-limping Association!) also happens to be a member of a similar (Shok!) Sabha, jahaan har tarah ke crime ko diya jaata hai dabaa!

Kahaan nahi of Labour Day and Night. Merit, Rewards, Recognition; yeh sab ki aisi maya hai, bahut logon ne jise gavaya hai! After all, it's not what you know, but whom you know that flatters!

A FAMILY is THE most prestigious University in the world; it offers such valuable courses and discourses that no Doctorate can ever Master! Itna sab kuch, aur woh bhi aasaan rishton par!

So then, fellow tax-paying citizens of the United Fates (!) of America, did you just hear Citicoup's 985 CROAR (!) from Bandra Kurla Complex, a once-upon-a-time-Mum suburb? That's a lot of dollars, I tell ya!

Beauty at the least - Aishwarya, Priyanka, Celina, Sushmita - do you Miss India? Maa Kasam, do you still swear by your "ROLD model", Mother Teresa, huh?!

Late story. There are some things money can't ply (!); an autorick-jaa ride from an office-goer's residence to the nearest railway station is one of them! Sharad Rao, thanks to you and your team of Udaas Auto!

Now, why isn't there a why-relent revolt demanding reserved quota for local sons-of-the-spoil in the all-Pawarful money-baking Indian Philanderers League? Sena Mamta, tumko yeh sab kaise jamta ji, ji?!