Jo apni desh ki janta ke hoton pe laye Kabhie (?) (Khud)khushi, Hamesha Gham, woh hain apne Pradhan Mantri, Manmohan SinGHAM!

Rates of mithai and pocket ki pitai; (not) Glad bury celebrations. Aise toh sab meetha kho jaaye!

Ramayana's wisdom in the art of Vijayadashmi: Family, Honor, Truth, Love, Devotion, Commitment, Respect, Courage, Valor, Dignity, Patriotism, Statesmanship, Merit and Management. An era truly lived in style once upon a time in India!

Jaane Bhi do, Paris! As if your scary histrionics on screen and off it weren't enough, you have now evinced interest in acting (?) in a Bollywood phillum! Now then, you have a sharp acumen to identify how dearth of talent and taste in a be-skinny industry shall pose no competition as far as acting skills are concerned! Nonetheless, for good sake of exceptions like me who PAY a cinema hall once in (many!) years (spiraling infuelation, you know!) with hopes of even a little entertainment, it's a sincere request to you to please restrict your self to selling handbags ONLY!

Conman, Mohan. Waise toh saare mulk ki pulis inhe dhoondh rahi hai, par inhe pakadna mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai! Kyon? Kyonki aaj unke paas Raja hai, Kalmadi hai, Mayawati hai, Balwa hai, Radia hai, absolute Pawar hai; you see, Sonia yet so far! Aur hamare paas kya hai? Kambakht aaj hum jahaan khade hote hain, line wahin pe khatam hoti hai!

Surreal Estate. Home Sq Feet Home presents a complex with ready ultra-modern amenities like olympic pool, ozone pool, Schindler's Lift (!), gym etc; also Proposed drinking water and power connection; rail, airport, market nearby (pothole and traffic conditions apply); loan available at (strictly personal!) interest rates; we offer all this and much more to ensure that your dream home remains a far-fetched dream!

Ecocomics. At INR 800 per cylinder, India's riddled-class will cook (!) a story each night to put the kids to sleep: ''beta so ja, sapnon mein khana aa jayega!''