Investors, a glimpse of the Indian infra outside the AC suites of power, I tell ya? Imagine a (extremely!) rare sight of a 20-feet wide road in Bombay, India's fin cap. How does the break-up (!) appear? Well, about 8-feet is "reserved" for hawkers who sell wares with a roaring spirit of entrepreneurship! Cars parked in the most united fashion occupy another 4 feet. Finally, some of the real mean machines struggle to exercise their muscle with whatever space remains. Pedestrians? Er, will get back to you on this one.

Mr.Finance Minister, as an honest (?) citizen of this country, I shall soon file my tax (without any!) returns with whatever little (?) I am able to save. Sire, in light of recent boom in prices of luxury items, viz, vegetables and pulses, I have a humble suggestion to have provisions in the tax statement extending a rebate to those who acquire (!) these hard-earned assets!

Security can be a very treacherous form of terror.

INR 250 crore swindled and yet the tagline continues to hoarse, The Citi never sleeps!

Agents, er, members of Planning Commission FROM India, the country's growth (??) STORY has many a missing links as relate to drinking water, rural development, road, rail, power, (strictly!) real (not virtual!) estate, woman empowerment, child education, et al! BTW, sin-listers on likes of Raja Kalmadi Radia seem to be completely missing from the plot! Huh, huh??

Osama Sin-laden, your quest for spreading panic, chaos and the great divide in India is being facilitated by the country's own ISI mark (!) of the rich and ruling elite in a sophisticated and orderly fashion. They loot Common Wealth at 3G speed, even as we continue to shed onion tears!

Bill and Warren are history; we have arrived (??). Meet the 500-odd (unofficial!) trillionaire parliamentary representatives (??) who steadfastly Ru(i)n a Corporation that could have been India.