Mr.Minister(s), to whomsoever it may concern, understandably you're too busy with the various scampaigns. Nonetheless, would you like to spare a thought to enact a legislation that stipulates monthly increases in salary structure? Er, pardon my limited knowledge of Pricey on-n-on Economics; I am unable to think beyond vegetables and pulses and the like!

Coming soon at jewellery stores near you: new departments selling vegetables and pulses! LPG also set to turn true to its name by becoming highly LIQUID!

Terror, whether saffron or green, is dangerously RED!

Mr Finance Minister, is there a change in the manner in which we define inflation? You say its at an 11-month low, whereas my grocery bills reflect beginnings of all-time highs! Not to mention the fuel prices that are on a petROLL!

Ms.Niira Radia, your (red)tapes are much music to the ears. After all, they possess all essential ingredients of Band(width), Baaja and Baraat of Currency Swindling Romeos; so much for CSR!

Dear Planning (?) Commission of India, greetings from the commoner! The resultant increase (?) in GDP necessitates standard of living to be known as (sub!)standard of SURVIVAL. Also, in a boomeranging, er, booming (?) economy, you might like to include essentials such as housing, pulses, vegetables and the likes under the luxury items list?

Dear Ms.President of India, greetings from the commoner! On occasion of International Day for the Abolition of Slavery, I'd like to bring to your attention that even as the rich and frightening mighty siphon off funds by resorting to various SCAMpaigns, there are 60 million child labourers in the country sacrificing their childhood and basic education to make ends meet. So, what do we intend making of them?