Modi talks to Nawaz. Nawaz talks to Modi. Obama talks to both. Manmohan regrets why he didn’t talk at all. Raheel needs someone to talk. Hence, he talks to Xi Jinping. Xi Jinping talks to Kim; not Kardashian. Kim, of North Korea. Kim wants to talk to Obama. However, Obama wants to Putin his best talk with Assad and move him out of power. Assad doesn’t oblige; he talks to Vladimir instead. In midst of talks of who said to whom, the Ghani ladaai in Afghanistan, Iraq and Syria IS talk of the town. Even as everyone appears to be talking to one another, Monsieur Hollande quietly makes a Dassault (on) Aviation, puts together a proposal and seals it with a French Kiss: “Jet-ley Sir, iss Republic Day, le le, Rafale?”

AAP hi bataiye, kya daag acche hain? What did she think when she threw ink? Is Modi on the brink? Will Kejriwal blink? Sink? Or will he just wink? Is Dilli's crorepati culture mightier than a Gujarati's acumen and "link"? Whatever it is, for Arvind, zindagi har kadam ek Najeeb Jung hai!

This Republican Day, I wonder, if there will ever be a Democratic ministerial debate, same like Uncle Sam? Will Rajnath hold a debate with Shah? Will Jaitley debate with Swaraj? When will Modi debate over Advani? Odd, if Kejriwal and Sisodia try to get even during a debate. Will Sonia debate with Rahul? Or will it be (Go) Swamy? None debates with Maya. Will Azam go Mulayam during his debate with Akhilesh? Will Nitish ask Laloo to "Patna" during a debate? Will Uddhav debate in Hindi? Anyway, move over debates. Ghar ka Bedi, Dusanj laye! Congratulations on the occasion of your 4th wedding, Kabir Bedi; Khoob Bhari Maang!

Sire, talking to Nawaz instead of Rahel Sharif of the Pakistan Army, is akin to you assigning responsibility to Advani of the BJP "bhaag darshak bundle" to devise strategies for 2024 elections; can't you see how Nawaz is s*** scared of army troops and coups?! By the way, now that Pathankot is LIVE, and Facebook is filled with posts and odes to an NSG martyr, I wonder if Tendulkar, Hon Captain in the IAF, and Dhoni, Hon Captain in the Indian Army, still support a match-breaking tie with those who flog and slaughter our jawans? Yes? Aila, money does make the world go round and round, even on a DDCA cricket ground!

Mother Teresa, in midst of multi-million Film Fare, you seem to have gone out of VOGUE in beauty pageants these days. Nonetheless, there’s news about those who rose to fame in your name; one Sen, currently on a drinking binge, appears insane and a bit out of this Universe, while the other Chopra has signed up for an American TV series and a BAYWATCH movie. Aapki kya Rai hai? Speak Satya, Bachchan. Do the Sen-Chopra duo remember their ode to Mother Teresa? Do they remember Quan-thi-Wo? Yes? No? Nun knows?