All those over-9 and under-19, it's extremely important to know the Game (?); even more important is to know the Gentlemen who play it; to start with, always appear Busy See I; complete knowledge about hair styles, a fair-and-lend-some complexion (!) and brand of clothing and sunglasses etc to be worn on and off-the-field are important - they pave way for advertising endorsements and reality shows during the cricketing career and after wards, too, when all SEAMS Over; Man, a well-toned torso helps to showcase your potential as an actor when the shirt comes off after a Cuppa's victory; throw in a googly of acting and it helps you be in touch with the film industry to play cameos in movies when you're clean old - in fact, proximity to the film and television industry when married (once, twice, thrice or Four and Six on the Sore Bored!) might be an even better proposition to remarry your favorite actress heart-throb for whom you would have otherwise only Longed On as a simpleton; by the way, those looking to score many Runs jee, there are many "Stands" to gain from the upcoming High-Fee-L Season!

Mr.Verma, Sir, Just is, when men clearly know women's rights of speech, movement and expression and women treat each other and the essence of womanhood with respect and dignity; where objectification of a woman is not described in as explicitly an implicit term as HOT; where men and women keep away from making style (?) statements by addressing and impressing upon others by usage of such abusive words as "B****" or a "son-of-a-b****"; where aesthetics in art and cinema depict the existing reality which (still!) holds that (covered!) clothing maketh a complete man and WOMAN, and where women don't reveal themselves as an "item" that's always ready for a swansong! Just. Is.