God Ganesh, scien-typically speaking, your annual bumpy ride in a diesel-fuelled truck is alas apart from a jet-laden annual sojourn (!) of a CEO (CHIEF EXPENSE OFFICER!) of an MNC who comes a calling in business class, is chauffer-driven in salon-class, stays in a 5-star sea-facing suite, and yet speaks of tough times for the company and the world economy as a whole! Guess, all this has to do with the distinct nature of human and divine; bole toh, CEO 'sirf Vighna laata, Vighna karta, sabki maarta, kisi se na darta aur sirf vighna Bharta'!

Mr.Singh, Sir, heard of leadership by example? Since you've claimed that we're going through real hard times that require firm decisions to be taken, then YOU need to make a beginning; lead by example as also direct your colleagues and opposites in the Parliament, as well as babus who have opted for a career in civil and administrative services (with seemingly no intention of serving the common man!) to drastically prune (do away?!) their perks, security, FUEL expenses and lavish lifestyles that they enjoy at the expense of the tax-slaughtered common man! Please STINGH to DIGorously pursue FDI (Follow-up and Direct Intervention!) to lighten up all the black zillions stashed away in Swiss banks and elsewhere around the globe; after all, during your stint as a student of Ecocomics, you must have surely learnt about "market forces", their impact on die-sell and buy prices of fuel, as well as their assets and lie-abilities! On a side note, did you toothPASTE with Co(a)lgate when you went abroad to get a Doctor-gate? Huh?!

Business free-view? Not quite. You see, at COB, the senior management sees only all that they wish to see, the middle management shows the senior management only that they should see, even as the junior management continues to hope that the senior and middle managements would some day see what they see!

Say na, how could the cloud from the NORTH, SOUTH or EAST  dare to feast on Slumbai and create a deluge yesterday?! What's more, the cloud was so blaring and loud that it went all out to spoil and wash away tons of the soil! Now that the damage has been done, are you willing to change your image to that of Give Sena and help in Mumbai's "Navnirman"? Say na, please don't keep Mum, bhai!

Hey Deva Shree Ganeshaa, we eagerly await your arrival in the
city of screams! Before you arrive, suggest you carefully
chart out a route plan in a manner that the road should be
less shaken; of course, it is a stupendous task especially
what with caught holes every where and where none seems to
care! On a related note, the scenario in this year is more or
less similar to that in the previous year and all years
preceding last; crime seems to have learnt to withstand all
tests of time, buildings are taller, people appear smaller,
pockets get feebler, prices are steeper and slum-pockets are
even deeper! What's more, comedy and laughter episodes on TV
continue to be serial-killers; parents, grand-parents and
great grand-parents on all the Ek Tha Kasoor serials, beat
age-related ailments to appear Fair, Lovely and Handsome in
all their birth, death, incarnation and reincarnation at all
times of the day and night; Mahesh Bhattak & Co continue to
present all kinds of Raaz, Murder and Jism sequels and
prequels in what they think is Jannat for the larger audience
- seriously, not Sunny! In what MIGHT appear to be a good news
this year, a terrorist was recently sentenced to death on
charges of waging a war against the nation; before one can
rejoice, the deathly gallows have already proven to be hollow!
Hence, on your next visit and many more visits in the
following years, he might be alive and waiting to hear on a
mercy plea from the not-so-decently-appointed President of
India; bole toh, Guru ho ya Kasab, koi na jaane kab hoga inka
hisaab-kitaab!!

Suno Raj ki baat re, ho dange ya aatanki hamle, woh hameshaa hote hain theek-thackeray; baad mein nikalein woh morche aur juloos, sirf dikhane ko ke hain woh kitne 'naRaj' re; Azad maidan se Andheri tak, khud kaatein yeh insaan re; mazhab aur desh ke naam par jo baante yeh insaaniyat ko, kya hoga inka koi imaan re?!

Mr.Housing Minister, while you join your colleagues in the Parliament to prove that Man-more-hand brushed with Coalgate, and he defies your allegations with an expression (?) of Man-no-hand in Coalgate, me, the naive commoner is still struggling with the leakage in my house despite the construction company's claim of the house being a super built-up (!) area and the same being sold as a net carpet area at a sky-pocketing price! How sane? Am sure, there are millions like me out there; hence, please don't releGate issues like these to the back-burner. By the way, you too brushed with Coalgate? Huh?! Say. Say. Say na!