Zaroorat hai ek shrimati ki who believes relationships are purely all about sharing space; one who does not equate style with puffs of cigar or glasses of alcohol - er, a shetotaller (!); one who doesn't need to exude cosmetic charm 'because she is worth it'; one who truly understands that there are many things that go to make a complete woman - clothing up, down and allside-always (!) is just one of them; one who is aware that in addition to flying high, Bombay also boasts (!) of a mass public transport that might be non-AC (!); one who keeps Mars and Venus limited to planetary discussions only; not the least, one who believes in that elite institution of FAMILY that no however Hard-word or Yale-a-Warton (!) can ever match! Of course, in changing times these seem to have become Great Expectations of a Shrimaan and the Matters of the Universe!

Bala's Raj or Sharad's Pawar; Sahan Mumbai, Mahanagar Khali ka!

V Mallya, it's time you covered up (!) the Kingfisher calendar - even for a limited period - to help yourself take stock of dates that MIGHT be printed on it; after all, more than a thousand Flingfisher employees have been foregoing their salaries for months to help you remain the indisputable King of Good crimes, er, times!

Keeping pace with times of love aaj, shaayad maximum (!) kal tak, jab tak bangla, gaadi aur bank balance rahega, tab tak hamara amar prem in par tika rahega; O sanam, Saint Valentine ki Kasam, while kasmein vaade gungunaenge tum aur hum, saath nibhane ki baat hogi strictly limited to khushi and never about gham!

Dapper husband loves ever-lean-and-mean wife who loves her ex-neighbor
and elopes with his brother who had loved her sister! Dapper husband is
heartbroken and consoled by sister-in-law number 2 who loves him, even
as he re-marries (!) sister-in-law number 3. The sister-in-law number 3
realizes that her past lives in dapper husband house is her own
brother-in-law. She breaks down and weeps a tank full while ensuring
that the make-up remains in tact. Meanwhile, Dapper husband's original
Biwi number 1 realizes that eloping with her ex-neighbor's brother was
a mistake since he is married and has kids from 2-3 earlier alliances
(!) - one of the kids is her own! Amidst all the mystery that changes
course of the previous episode's history, all Saas jo kabhi bahi thi,
have an evil plan jo kisi ko bhi chaiin se jeene nahin dega; they're
assisted with able vamps who are always awake even at odd hours in the
kitchen, hall, bath room and bedrooms, too! In this Kahaani Har Ghar
Ki, where every one who is always extremely fair-yet-ugly, and all out
to defame, the standards of living are exceptionally high, putting even
Mukesh Ambani's Antilla to shame! Using a lot of lust and no trust in
the system, the channels continue to score Television Racing Points
even as the audience fondly asks Yeh Tedha Medha Rishta Kya Kehlata
Hai!