Look Pal, no Bill; just divide to rule! By the way, the scenes "enacted" in the Parliament yesterday point towards the biggest irony of our times: none of those occupying seats of power are (or will ever be!) serious about tackling the evil of corruption! Ecocomically speaking, the richer will continue to become richer, poor will turn poorer and the middle-class will be khallas!

Anna, Hazare political rallies, communal riots, bomb blasts and terror (!) attacks on innocent 'outsiders' have been witnessed by BOMBAY, the commercial capital of India; of course, while the (heavily!) taxed citizens paid a very heavy price with their lives and property, no compensation whatsoever was forthcoming in form of law, order and security! Hence, for those who oppose your noble cause (I bow to your 'Brahmacharya' way of life!) at the Bandra-Kurla Complex grounds, I suggest to erect a sign board right outside the ground that reads, 'Inconvenience caused to powers-that-be is highly regretted; please hear the common citizens for a better tomorrow' (!)

Shok Sabha: where Manmohan's Rajya and Bharat's Junk Party, along with powers-that-be care a damn-o-cracy!

Indian laws are flexi-muscle; SPS Rathore, a custodian of law who victimized a girl and her family and was ultimately responsible for her death, was not only granted bail, but also stands entitled to a pension! Obviously, with so much power and money, the going HAS to be smooth, criminal! After all, India's thandaa kanoon is only about dating; tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh!

Babe, yeah!/yo!/whatever!, let's make a lot happen over coffee! It's time when dad pays for each dime and we can have a damn good time; let's live-in to make merry (strictly, not marry!) and forget all worry about the monthly Blackberry! Though, wait a moment; I hear the coffee tables will become legendary fables (!) when it's my turn to learn to earn; it's then I will see how earning-to-spend each penny is simply not funny and gives so much heartburn! Of course, midst all this chaos, dad - with all his (extremely!) limited daily needs - will still stand by me, bhale hi Hum Tum Saath Saath Kal ho na ho!

Once upon a time (though, not so long ago!), in a land (that seemed) far away, there existed twin hill-stations, Lonavala and Khandala; these twin spots were clean holiday destinations that nourished the much-needed fresh air and offered some of nature's most spectacular and breath-taking views! However, with express-way of crime (!) and the dime becoming supremely prime (!), these became kill-stations, natural flora and fauna were replaced by a rapidly growing concrete jungle and the tinge of fresh air was a goner! Dekh Lona, in this scenario, koi kitna bhi Aamir kyon na ho, Rani toh poochegi hi: Kya Karoon jaake main Khandala?!

Hey Sebastian, Vetted the trophy thoroughly? Hope it isn't a statue of India's expensively cheap minister, MayaFati! By the way, I am not sure whether you should be willing to look forward to the race in 2012 when the same Minister might come up with a call for lane-reservation for Scheduled Cars and Scheduled Drives! On a side
note, you might have surely super-liked (superlative these days!) the... vast expanse of Buddh International Circuit; gave you and the Red Bull, Wings, eh! There are many similar circuits in a lot of places in India; they're called short circuits and are primarily responsible for many a million Indians (in a country of one billion) barely being able to catch the action of any kind within their own homes, let alone TV! Anyway, do visit
Bombay when you come a-calling, next; you'd be surprised to see how Bombayites continue to WIN despite there being Formula NONE!

Hey Sebastian, Vetted the trophy thoroughly? Hope it isn't a statue of India's expensively cheap minister, MayaFati! By the way, I am not sure whether you should be willing to look forward to the race in 2012 when the same Minister might come up with a call for lane-reservation for Scheduled Cars and Scheduled Drives! On a side
note, you might have surely super-liked (superlative these days!) the... vast expanse of Buddh International Circuit; gave you and the Red Bull, Wings, eh! There are many similar circuits in a lot of places in India; they're called short circuits and are primarily responsible for many a million Indians (in a country of one billion) barely being able to catch the action of any kind within their own homes, let alone TV! Anyway, do visit Bombay when you come a-calling, next; you'd be surprised to see how Bombayites continue to WIN despite there being Formula NONE!

Vijay's losing Flings Fisher! Mallya bhai, bole toh, bade logon ne bola ki daaru, aurat aur paise ki aadat bahut buri hai; dekho raaton raat ho gaya na bandh fisher?!

Silk Smitha or Vidya Balan, whose Dirty Picture is it any way, huh?! Er, no offence intended; it's just that every second ("loose") motion picture one see nowadays is a dirty one!

Mr.Mallya, I, among the billion grounded commoners, are already grappling for a (desperate!) bailout on such BASICS as prices of affordable (?) housing, cooking gas, groceries, transportation, infrastructure, et al; and you're asking for the SKIES, eh! whatever happened to your claim of being the King of Good times? Come on, don't Force India for a bailout now that you've Formula None!

Boy, it's a baby girl! Aapki kya Rai hai, bolo Bacchan. Aaj, in one glitzy city,people post celebratory tweets, while in some distant corner of India, on a similar occasion the world retreats!

Mr.Finance Minister, I am glad you finally took note of me the commoner and weakening of the rupee; seriously, Rs.52 is only able to buy shabbiness! Oh, you only meant rupee weakening against the dollar; trust me to remain strictly blue collar!

Take a seekh from a fellow Sikh; after all, actions cheekh louder than words! Atleast now, will Singh Sing and stop that lousy-yet-Pawarful thing?!

Idiots abound irrespective of qualifications and designations they hold; salaries are rewards paid to (effectively) handle species of this kind!

"Din dhal jaaye haai, raat na jaaye, tu toh na aaye teri yaad sataye....."; "Piya tose naina laage re, jaane kya ho ab aage re...." - Guide (1965), a movie that I have seen at least 7 times and is one of my alltime favorite! Waheeda Rehman looked absolutely stunning (no dirty picture, this!) and Dev sahab was in his element while essaying the role of a human being transcending into the divine; the ultimate truth attained! Sir, your charm and energy will be sorely missed. Shall see you on the other side; until then, rest in peace!

A Shit Sena leader's construction company has sold land worth INR 125 crore to American School of BOMBAY. Surprisingly, there is no hue and cry on usage of the original name, "Bombay"; and how we have been MADE TO BLINK throughout the years with the "dhamki" that everything's in a name, Uncle Same, er, Sam!

It's intriguing to see how CEOs of multinational Corpns or some firang prof from one remote (!) corner of the world scribbles and lectures on India's "prospering middle-class" or for that matter, "India's emerging rural consumer", by quoting (weird) statistics with regard to GDP (why can't it be Gross Domestic Poverty?!) etc. I, of India's "always-in-battle class", would like to extend a reality s...how (!) invite to all these intellects and decision-fakers (!) and urge them to step out of comforts of their air-conditioned homes and offices to experience life of the common citizen on the salary she/he draws and is slaughtered in overcrowded trains and buses, struggles to "adjust" monthly household budgets (KAB pehli tareekh hai?!) and for whom the basic necessities of food, clothing and shelter only remain a dream! Delving even deeper into the veins of the hinterlands of India, would help the aforesaid commentators-on-India see why farmers (who provide us with our daily meal!) commit suicides (ironically, India is still an agricultural country!), electricity is a term that's virtually unheard of, and how complete scarcity of clean drinking water compels rural folks to walk for miles to fetch a pail of water (!); not-to-mention, education, health and sanitation are near-extinct super-luxury items! Of course, at the helm of so much "development" sit some of India's most qualified economists; now, I did hear someone say there are lies, damn lies and statistics, huh?!