Eco-Gimmix. A daily increase in prices of vegetables, followed by a weekly increase in prices of groceries, clothing and housing, accompanied by a monthly increase in prices of fuel and LPG, is completely disproportinate to the annual-yet-marginal increase (????) in salaries.

"Save The Tiger"; an impossible catch for an everyday meal. Other species, pray; we're just Being Human!

O baby, just hold my hand; I lust you so, can't let you go! Can't you see, my love for you is a (mere!) token in times of commit-meant to be broken!

Honesty is the best policy only if one has a life insurance!

Mr.Dharma-Mohan Singh, if coalition-over-country is indeed dharma, then coalition of terrorists attacking India and taking lives of innocent people as well as crimes being committed by a coalition of criminals against innocent children and hapless women is also dharma! Similarly, coalition of business partners looting the country through a 50:50 (con!)joint venture is business dharma. Er, then what would be adharma?

With organizational managements looking and talking the BIG picture that's exemplary-yet-beyond-interpretation (!), the smaller-yet-vital details soon start to appear B-grade to me, the employee at the grassroot! Did anyone say to look at the human side of resources?

All (ward)robes refuse to function. Bisou-Bisou, Gucci, Pierre Cardin, Prada, Versace, Yves Saint Laurent, summer collection, winter collection, monsoon collection...yeah baby yeah, you're the atta girl and we know you've got it in you! And now that we know, er, would you mind covering up?(!)

Sheila, Munni aur Yeh Saali (remixed!) Zindagi. Jaane Bhi do Yaaron, Chupke Chupke, Indian cinema has shed all inhibitions to allow Saat Khoon Maaf! Gen-X/Y, feel real sorry for you, since you might not be even aware how the good (old-is-gold!) Golmaal stood for some pure classic entertainment!

One man amidst eight vacant seats. Don't blame the traffic jam; it's a streetcar named Desire!

Baby, this wallet-times day (!), I promise to love you for all that's in my shopping cart!

An ode to the scamflationary times we live in: In Strife or Debt, We Shall Always Remain!

Unfortunately, Bombay isn't going to the dogs. Else, it surely would have been a city led by those loyal to their subjects; those who would be faithful, honest and committed to their tasks as well as those who would have restored Bombay to its original pristine glory by ridding the city of all the lawless shit!

No train without sprain in the city of screams! Now, whoever thought Bombay is only about jazz by the (back!) bay, probably hasn't boarded the 8.00 pm Virar Fast, yet!

Malaika, Katrina, Priyanka and all ye dearth-of-talent, your urge to eat less and wear even lesser is understandable; in such shy (!) times, there couldn't have been a more celebrity way to keep kitchen fires burning. Kitchen? Er, yes, a place within a household where me, belonging to the struggle-class, juggles for food!

Client service is of two kinds: internal and external. In most cases, it is the former!

Ads depicting daredevil stunts in television commercials display warning signs of "please don't imitate" at the bottom of the screen in fonts as small as can get (!), which is such a ridiculous thing! Of course, advertisers assume that children are born with binocular vision to read the warning, are literate to comprehend and shall not copy action under any circumstances!

United States of Egypt led by Mubarack Hosni Obama!

From Pyramid (tirades!) of Giza to cries in Cairo, all call for Freegypt.

Business Process Improvement. If it has to be, then its up to me. And she. And he. And they. By the bye, processes can fail when communication is frail!