From Chanakya to Chavan, the "Adarsh" of Indian statesmanship has indeed hit rock-bottom!

Bugatti, there's 407 km/hour to go before VEY-R-ON!

Automobile manufacturers, please put some Corporate Social Responsibility to practice by withholding launches; even as the Indian economy might appear to be booming (?), the potholed infrastructure is boomeranging!

Let SATYAM prevail. Your honor, order, order, PLEASE!

The tiger (?) snores. Thackerays, why aren't your respective Senas ransacking the Taj Hotel where Mr.Obama would stay during his Bombay visit? Don't you see the frenetic pace with which he is showering largesse on NAPAKstan, as swift as the blows that your local goons thrash on the hapless "outsiders"! Of course, understandably, Senas need B**** when it comes to Mr.Obama and his sophisticated contingent.

Mr.Obama, humbly speaking, Bombay’s lifeline, Cattle-Class locals (!), were ripped to pieces, too. Ironically, these aren’t (?) iconic as the Taj or the Trident. BTW, Sire, won’t you like to meet Kasab and update him about the $2 billion largesse to his home country as a gesture of goodwill (and thanks!) from You A*** of A?

Real Estate seems to have become (only!) a VIRTUAL REALTY for the masses!

‎27-storey worth of burden on Bombay's already near-extinct natural (?) resources. All this and more for a family of mere five! Mr.Ambani you need to think bigger, huh?

Indian Administrative System (IAS!). From once-upon-a-time able Statesmen to rogue ruffians of the Commonwealth Ghotala kind!